My Morning Routine

Every morning I wake up to the soothing sounds of a Sentimental Mood, a chef prepared breakfast, an onsite masseuse, and all these other lies.

Dining Out in July: A Horror Story

What I am about to you tell is a real life horror story. It’s not a pretty thing. Parents of young children please use your discretion. It happened to me, and it can happen to you if you are not careful.

Purple Stuff: A Smoothie Recipe

Oh, look at me. I’m healthy. There’s kale in this. It’s a super green. Is that a buttered biscuit with fried chicken that you are eating for breakfast? Oh. This is a non-bougie smoothie recipe, if there is such a thing.

New Traditions + These Oreos

    I spent this Christmas with my husband’s family at our house. It was our first-ish time hosting family for the holiday. It was great for him. For me, it was just okay. I ended up really missing my family and wishing I had went to Houston the weekend after Christmas. I didn’t go…

DIY: Strawberry Lemonade

I usually drink water. BUT, I love some lemonade. I decided to do this myself since buying flavored drinks is like the worst thing ever, also can be pricey…looking at you Whole Foods. (insert dramatics and a foodie quote here).  This is easy and can be kinda healthy depending on how you sweeten it. Recipe:…